I knew it was coming, but it's nice to be validated by nerds.
A team of international scientists report that global warming is now believed to be "very likely" caused by humans. I had my money on "caused by rainbows", so I lost some cash on that. That's not to say we shouldn't keep our eye on the rainbows.
CNN cheerfully states that the report "warns global warming is essentially a runaway train that cannot be stopped for centuries -- but also gives slightly reduced projections on rising temperatures and sea levels by the year 2100".
Just like that chemistry final in college, it's really all down to degrees in which you are fucked.
But who knows, with this resurgence in the discussion of evolution, maybe we'll all have gills by 2100! And from there, only a matter of time until carp porn is all the rage on the underwater internet.
So yeah, we're all fucked. ENJOY THE SUPER BOWL!
I've accepted the fact that whatever world I leave my children, its going to be total crap - either from the effects of Global Warming or (more likely) the looting and rioting (and subsequent raping and pillaging of Gary Indiana) I'll partake in when the Bears win the Super Bowl.
Speaking of, check my EBay auctions come the Tuesday after. Flat Screens TVs at HOT prices!
Posted by: leo | Friday, February 02, 2007 at 08:44 AM
Damn, I should've bought an H2 instead of the Camry.
Posted by: styro | Friday, February 02, 2007 at 10:46 AM
GO COLTS!
Posted by: Snowy (and LT) | Friday, February 02, 2007 at 10:58 AM
this study ruins everything. rumor had it that some guy named El Nino who lives on the 2nd floor of my building was responsible. stupid apartment complex rumors.
Posted by: kris | Friday, February 02, 2007 at 01:28 PM
Leo, dude. It's gonna be total CARP. Carp.
Stupid Bears.
Posted by: Scott-san | Monday, February 05, 2007 at 11:15 AM