Vote No on Stupidity

I just got back from voting at Target and the new computerized voting booth was very confusing.  I made it through the first three levels of the ballot, but then I got my ass kicked by the ice dragon and my knight got carried to Valhalla on a bare breasted half unicorn/half Eva Longoria and it said I voted to make abortion illegal.  I tried tapping down, down, left, right, select to reset my ballot, but it didn't work.  So get out there and get your abortions while you can, people.

There are very few things more important to our democracy than the election process.  That's why they made it rhyme with "erection".  It's THAT important.  In fact, there is only one thing that is more important today. 

Because today, you see, along with the right to vote, you also have the right...

to rock:

Comments

[panajane]

I vote yes for the valhalla bare breasted unicorn/eva longwhoria.

I'm sorry I just understood so very little, but I tried so very hard.

[MP]

I got back from Thailand and China not long ago. "Erection" is actually Asian for "Election". Just like "Broccori" is Asian for "Broccoli". Also, I don't think naming a city "Bangkok" is just a coincidence. It kind of draws you in don't you think?

As far as Guitar Hero II goes, I can't wait to rock to Spinal Tap!!!!

[drummergirl]

that reminds me. my move-in date is fast approaching. how's that basement coming?

[Meredith]

Shit! I better go to my local clinic, STAT!