Save The Sexy

I've seen the headlines stating that Brad Pitt and Angie (to me) Jolie are in Africa vacationing and possibly planning the birth of their child.  Their security chief has asked that the couple be given privacy.  A note signed by the couple has asked the press to please just leave them alone.  Okay, so I didn't get all of that from headlines, but it was implied.  Shut up.

I have long been a supporter of important social causes, such as mandating that girls who have gone wild be tagged and allowed to roam freely again throughout the plains.  And this thing with Brad and Angie is an injustice that needs to be righted!

When will we, as a society, stop our oppression of the sexy?   It's a travesty.  These two should be allowed to do whatever they want, whenever they want, without the specter of the press or slack-jawed oglers looming.  Do you not understand that these people are our hope for the future?!  Can you even fathom the radioactively sexy superbaby that their seeds will produce?  It will be America's WMD.  Weapon of Massive Desirability.  I will say it right now:  Bigger than Jesus.   

Comments

[patricia]

I haven't much of an opinon on Brangelina or their offspring, but damn, I really really want a tee shirt with Save the Sexy on it now. And I don't even wear tee shirts but I'd sport that one in a heartbeat.

[styro]

See, I don't have much of an opinion of Jeebus, but I am curious to see the hideously ugly child of two sexy humans. you know people that hot only have ugly babies, right? it's because otherwise, there would be no hope for the rest of us unsexy MFs. The too-sexy would overpower us in a white-hot explsion that would destroy the entire planet.

[K]

Hilarious blog. I've also heard that hot begets ugly.

[estella]

Hot does, in fact, beget ugly. Unfortunately, hot also begets magical powers. Like flying. And purging.

[nita]

um, i'm pretty sure they're doing exactly whatever they want to anyway. remember brad's wife? angie's (to you) vow to never be pregnant. hollyweird is finally getting to the natives ...

[teahouseblossom]

I dunno..certain combinations of the two might yield a big ol' mess. Like, can you imagine a girl with Brad's square jaw coupled with Angelina's lips? That is, unless hers are fake and collagenated.

I just hope they don't name it Suri, or Apple or Moses.

[gimmy]

Yeah, I have a feeling it's going to end up looking like a monster, but we'll see.

[TJ]

We definitely will see. I have a feeling there's no way in hell we're going to NOT find out way more than we need to know about this child. I, for one, can't wait until this kid starts dating either Suri or Moses or maybe Suri AND Moses. Oh, the shenanigans. Oh, the magazine covers. Oh, the eye-gouging.