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Roto Router

My router has exploded in a glorious display of smoke and purple lightning.  I cannot think of a better time for my internet access to go completely to shit.

In other news, I haven't eaten anything or had alcohol for over a month, I've lost close to 30 pounds and I'm about to embark on a weekend of filthy, filthy debauchery. 

Eli's coming, baby.  Hide your motherfucking heart.

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I have been consuming the alcohol and non-liquid carbs that you've left lonely on the pantry shelves. I'm counting on you to pick up my slack on the debauchery front. And possibly some of the debauchery sides.

What kind of shit-hole are you living in there? Get your fucking internet access up, Slim!

if i were you, i'd hide your doggies.

Hey, shut up low class people. I hate to see bad worlds in this web.

congrats on the weight loss!

filthy, filthy debauchery? wait. so this isn't a weekend bible camp? i was promised some Deuteronomy! oh, gee, i don't know about coming now. bother.

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