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When I was a kid, I would anonymously send a girl that I liked a yellow carnation for Valentines day. Now I see advertisements for a Sweetheart Brownie Blast on TV. What kind of sick shit are these kids into? I didn't give a girl a sweetheart brownie blast until the second year of college and even then we were both pretty drunk.
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Definitely sounds like the kind of thing that would require serious negotiation and a safe word.
Posted by: Alan | Tuesday, February 07, 2006 at 11:17 AM
Mmmm, LOVE the brown-eye blast!
Posted by: Scott-san | Tuesday, February 07, 2006 at 12:22 PM
I think it's week's like this one you're pretty glad you publish anonymously.
Posted by: TJ | Tuesday, February 07, 2006 at 12:55 PM
Didn't Heath Ledger give one of those to Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain? Always spit first.
Posted by: styro | Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 10:02 AM
A face shield even fears fart freckles!
Posted by: Linda | Thursday, March 02, 2006 at 07:46 PM