you're not the boss of me. SHUT UP, YOU DON'T KNOW!
okay, so I'm ffrunk. I just tried to type forunk DRUNK 5 times and failed. Fuckeing Bill Gates bkkeyboard. UP YOURS Bill!!
Ther ewas wine today. There is wine this time evey year. so much wine. I AM LIVE-BLOGIGING BEING FRUNK! Like the kids. I'M STILL RELEVENT!!
This is going noewhere. But I'bve blogged drunk now ,so there'/s one more thing you can't say I've nbever don't bitches.!!
and now I'm going to go slpode.
Word./././
*** UPDATE!! I juyst read that Katie "Holmes" Moss is on the coke. DUH!! She's got the metabolisnm of a fuckhign hummedbirrd. Stupid git. Slap a supermodel today. I need a bumpersticker.
Friends don't let friends drink and blog.
Posted by: BA | Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 02:28 AM
what are you talking about? drunk blogging is the new black. just please tell me no keyboards where hurt in the making of this post.
Posted by: patricia | Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 03:52 AM
I'm seriously fighting the urge to take advantage of your drunken state.
Posted by: coolbeans | Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 07:51 AM
You're not drunk. You're spamming your own blog.
Posted by: EV | Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 12:15 PM
Yeah, I thought that it was a given that those supermodels were all addicted to drugs...
Posted by: teahouseblossom | Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 05:29 PM
drunk IMing with you was fucking dope as shit. Your typing was better than mine, I think. and kate moss is wall-eyed, for the official record.
Posted by: styro | Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 11:45 PM
...at least you're not a mean drunk...
Posted by: sue | Monday, September 19, 2005 at 10:56 AM
When you drunk blog you're supposed to get all deep and sappy. Then wake up in the morning and delete the crap. Just so you know. (not that I've ever done that or anything.....)
Posted by: kim | Monday, September 19, 2005 at 12:12 PM
There's this girl that lives next door and she thinks she's a super model...so I slapped when i walked by with my dog. Does that count?
Posted by: networkchic | Monday, September 19, 2005 at 03:46 PM
So you haven't been able to think of anything to post either? Yeah, I thought so.
Posted by: k | Monday, September 19, 2005 at 05:54 PM
Your most insightful work to date.
Networkchic, you slapped your neighbor with your dog?
CW, you inspire some crazy behavior.
Posted by: TJ | Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 07:41 AM
Hmmm... wine. I miss wine... Or is it whine?
Posted by: Lisa | Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 01:10 AM