Rockin' Like Dokken

In order to provide you thankless hogsmokers a little entertainment value, I actually attempted to take a note here and there during my hiatus to remind me of some of the funnier and, well, noteworthy moments.  It seemed like a really good idea at the time.  The problem is that sleeping in the sun with SPF 4 Deep Tanning "Oil" also seemed like a good idea.  So you can see that my faculties may have been slightly impaired.

I am looking at the notes right now and I see some evidence of a negative effect from the eight beers, four vodka/7's and three shots that I imbibed.  From what I have been able to decipher, "Waahddun chakge ro shorke, caz bady I'n a mast" may translate to the Prince lyric, "Wouldn't change a stroke, cuz baby I'm the most."  You can't really see it now, but believe me, that shit is funny.  I do recall saying something like, "Prince is a goddamned genius.  You kids today have no fucking clue.  Music today sucks.  No innovators.  Who is innovative today? NO.  BODY.  NOW GET ME A FUCKING DRINK!"  Seriously, how can you argue with that kind of rock-solid platform?  Especially the "get me a fucking drink" part.  At one point, one of the twenty-somethings that was hanging out with us said, "What about Dave Mathews?"  I just shook my head and felt 80 years old.  Whippersnappers. 

Next in my notes are the words Get oFF -> 23 pestions in ove nigt stand.  I mean, really, this shit is GOLD.  Funny like a motherfucker.  Not sure why the Prince fixation.  Not even really a big fan.  I may have been drugged.

To cap the somewhat legible portion of the notes are two lines:

Mothy Crue - Live wire!
Def Lefend - Rocket

So yeah, you can see that it was non-stop laughter and shitty 80's music.  You young people are staring at the page right now thinking, "That poor, pathetic fuck.  I hope I die before I get like that."

I'm telling you right now, in ten years, you punk-ass bitches are gonna be sitting on a balcony overlooking a beach somewhere saying, "That goddamned R. Kelly was the shit.  Today's artists just can't compare."